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meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji)

Posted 21 hours ago

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

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tsulala:

This took foreversss but I like how it came out!

Lulu was the most fun~ XD

Posted 3 days ago

princekisshou:

p0kemina:

antiporn-activist:

fucknosexistcostumes:

seananmcguire:

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

This is why I get upset about the sexy costumes at Halloween.  Not because you don’t have the right to be sexy—you absolutely, absolutely do.  But because while you might be able to find costume #3 in a tween size in each of these rows, I can guarantee that in almost all cases, you will not find costume #2 in a teen or adult size.

Babies/toddlers get to be cute.  Kids/tweens get to be fun and spooky and still have modesty, if they want it.  Teens who aren’t on the small end are already getting the sexy, even if they really just want fun, spooky, and a skirt that goes below mid-thigh.  And adults?  LOL nope it’s sexy or nothing.

Everyone who is of an age to want sexy should be allowed to have sexy.  But “not sexy” should always be on the table as well, because sometimes you just want to be warm and cozy and filling a pillowcase with strangercandy.

Very relevant to this blog. 

OMG thank you to whoever put this together.

This is absolutely frightening?

I work at spirit and it makes me so upset when Tweens/ young teens come in and they literally cannot find a costume appropriate for their age. It’s not okay. And there’s nothing I can do or say because the children’s costumes and 99% of the tween costumes are so small and would barely fit anyone over the age of 11.

Posted 3 days ago

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

theincompetentbutler:

sparkler-hearts:

masteredgarallanpoe:

artsypaige:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

Everybody needs to be over this

I’m so tempted to add this to my blog….

YES!!!!

Mun wants to learn this for the violin once she learns to play her violin….. ^^.

the minimal arrangement really works.

*chinhands* 8)

Posted 3 days ago

I just found out my favorite book series is out of print.  Fuck me.

Posted 3 weeks ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

Posted 3 weeks ago

mcalhen-creations:

Hello! I’m working on saving up about $1.5k+ to go toward paying off medical bills, getting a few Christmas presents for friends, and saving up for a dog (reasons for a dog can be found here).

This is my new commission post for the time being! These pictures are only samples of what I can make! I have to make these products from scratch if you order, and you can choose colors you would prefer most. If you’re not sure about a color option, feel free to ask me!

1. Paypal payments only.

2. You must pay for the item before I send it, and if you are able, paying in full before I start is acceptable. If you are one of the people seeking custom commissions, however, I will ask for a non-refundable downpayment to cover materials, as I cannot resell a custom commission easily as I can the items listed here. See below for details.*

3. No refunds—I try my best with the product at hand (and if there is some issue with it, I’d like to know), but I cannot control what happens in the mail. I do my best to make sure things ship safely (packages not getting wet, et cetera).

4. Please be patient and wait for me to make these. Some take only a few hours, others take a few days. And if I have a lot of orders, it can take a couple of weeks. It is much longer for custom commissions, which can be a couple of months.

5. I can decline a commission at any time for any reason.

6. U.S. shipping prices are included in price listings. If you are interested but live outside of the U.S., please message me with your country and we’ll work out the price of shipping and packages. (:

I will try my best to finish these as promptly as I can. I’m quite hopeful about making my goal before the year is out, and if I do, I would love to hold a giveaway of crocheted products!

PRICES

(pictured above)
Fluffy octopus or squid: $23/each
Miniature octopus or squid: $8/each
Seahorse: $8/each
Cat charm: $10/each
Cuttlefish: $8/each
Turtle (regular): $12/each
Sea Turtle: $20/each
Rabbit: $17/each

And because not everything could fit:

Bird Charm: $10/each

Butterfly Charm: $10/each


Pigs: $12/each
(If you happen to know what a rappig is/are a Tales game series fan, I can make rappigs as well for the same price each)

SPECIAL: If you order a bundle (shipped to the same place and ordered all at the same time) of $25+ worth of amigurumi from me, I will throw in a free octopus or squid phone charm of your color choice. Pictures below:



*Custom Commissions
I am only allowing for one or two of these at a time, and they can’t be overly complicated due to some problems I am having with my right arm. Ripping out something and redoing it several times to gauge it can be strenuous, as opposed to objects I’ve been making that already have patterns I’ve created and memorized. But if you want a custom commission, please send me an ask and we’ll discuss whether or not it is possible for me to do it/if I have time/the price. I do like making something I haven’t before to liven things up/break the monotony. (:

Posted 3 weeks ago

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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mcalhen-creations:

artificiallamplight:

a-multi-shipper:

mychemicallink:

yasmastah:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

in 7th grade i was mistaken for being a college girl and a guy was flirting with me until i mentioned i was 12

I’m still given kid sized cups and kids menus at restaurants

I’ve been “sneaking” into R rated movies since I was 13, if buying my own ticket at the box office counts. In high school a lot of people thought I was a student-teacher or some such, with often hilarious results.

"[Name Redacted], what’s the homework assignment?"

"I don’t fuckin’ know, they haven’t given it yet."

'Course, not that I'm in my early twenties everyone thinks I'm in high school.

Everyone I’ve worked with at my jobs thought I was a high school student.

When going out to eat with my family a couple of months ago, it was at a casino restaurant. When we entered, the security guard widened her eyes at me, even left the little booth to intercept me, and said I definitely did not look 21.

People generally think I’m 14-19. I am carded everywhere. I’ve had cops approach me during school hours with the assumption I’m skipping school. I had a 19-year-old ask me to guess her age, and I guessed 19 right, and then she guessed I was younger than her only to find out she was off by about 12 years…

And I’m 29 and quite tall (until back problems, I was like 5’10”-5’11”ish and taller than my dad when he was wearing shoes and I wasn’t, but I’m still well over 5’5”) but I guess having one of the most babyish faces (quoting others on that) is deceptive?

When I was 18 if I asked for a move ticket without specifying adult I’d get charged for a kids ticket.

Posted 3 weeks ago

mcalhen-creations:

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I’m asexual and aromatic.  It was pretty obvious even back in high school, but I didn’t know it was OK to not feel anything for another person.  I thought I was emotionally damaged, I’d call myself a cold hearted bitch, and I even felt guilty that I couldn’t reciprocate the feelings this kid had for me.  I mean every day he told me he loved me, sometimes even twice a day.

I’d read love stories where it takes the whole book for the girl to come around and fall for the guy who was crushing on her.  I though that was how things worked.  That if he said he loved me enough I’d eventually love him back; just like in the books.  I guess he thought the same thing because he kept at it for almost 10 years.  

It wasn’t until my last year of college that I realized it was never going to happen.  I’d known about Asexuality for a few years by that time, and I knew that was me…But somewhere deep down I still thought that maybe I could love him if I had enough time…But that wasn’t right.  I couldn’t love him in the same way he loved me, I couldn’t even have sex with him because sex is just like icky, and he didn’t like my “get a mistress” option, so that didn’t work out.  

So don’t worry about sexuality, or gender, or sex, or whatever…It just is was it is, and whatever you feel is ok or whatever I guess?  I mean, I don’t think you’ll ever be able to understand another point of view in regards to this kind of thing.  The best you can do is accept that people feel differently then you do.  Just like how other people don’t understand the whole no thanks to sex thing, I can’t understand the whole yes please to sex thing.

Well, basically shits complicated, so don’t understand, accept.  

mcalhen-creations