Posted 19 hours ago
cognitivedissonance:

pachypodiumhorombense:

nny-kun:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

cognitivedissonance:

pachypodiumhorombense:

nny-kun:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

Posted 19 hours ago

anogoodrabblerouser:

disquietingtruths:

universalequalityisinevitable:

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!

1. Kill alpha male types
2. Achieve world peace

Got it.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

kagetsuna:

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Poor Jude.

(Original scan by Blondie.)

Posted 3 days ago

basilgrows:

First of several gifs from the meetup Ohio EGL had to bid farewell to our dear frilly, Kelley. 

Posted 4 days ago

weirwoodforest:

tenshinchigi:

I was planning on doing something a little more artsy, but I got carried away with all my fun new brushes…

And so your wish has been granted !

I haven’t checked my tag in forever, WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST LINK ME THIS!!!??? AHHHHH!!! IT’S GREAT. The world needs more Shadow Hearts fanart I love you

Because it’s not fun if I have to run over and slap you in the face with it!

That’s like explaining the joke! D:


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Posted 4 days ago

luna-nix:

whoufflesoufflegirl:

the-treble:

willowpedia:

crazymolerat36:

ewitsmichelle:

not just followers, everyone.

same

I’m here if any of you need to talk<3

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The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.

Exactly. Which is why I’ll reblog this one.

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Posted 4 days ago

Asbel Lhant or Colette Brunel (x)

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Posted 4 days ago

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

Posted 4 days ago

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Posted 4 days ago

17% of cardiac surgeons are women, 17% of tenured professors are women. It just goes on and on. And isn’t that strange that that’s also the percentage of women in crowd scenes in movies? What if we’re actually training people to see that ratio as normal so that when you’re an adult, you don’t notice?

…We just heard a fascinating and disturbing study where they looked at the ratio of men and women in groups. And they found that if there’s 17% women, the men in the group think it’s 50-50. And if there’s 33% women, the men perceive that as there being more women in the room than men.

Source: NPR: Hollywood Needs More Women

Seriously, go listen to this.

(via josette-arnauld)

Posted 4 days ago

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  5. Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  18. Dad: Fuck the government.
  19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
  20. Dad: Close the door.
  21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  22. Dad: I love puns.
  23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  24. Dad: Please shut up.
  25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  33. Dad: I hate homework.
  34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

weirwoodforest:

Hi! I’m hosting a small giveaway! Here are the prizes! There will be a total of three winners: 

  • One person will get a full color digital drawing! Those are three examples of my art in the heading, but here are two of the most recent things I’ve drawn Example 1 Example 2 
  • Two other people will get a chibi drawing, like these: Example 1 Example 2 Example 3
  • I will draw original characters and ideas (that’s what I’d prefer honestly) but also fandoms like ASOIAF/GoT, The Hobbit, The Walking Dead, video games/JRPG, comics/manga… ask me! I’m sure we can work something out!
  • Smut is fine as long as it’s something I’m comfortable with~

Rules!

  • Must be following me~
  • Reblog or like once! Don’t spam people’s dashes and it’s always polite to tag #giveaway for those who TS it~ 
  • I will probably wait a week or two before ending it, I don’t know. I’m busy and therefore scatterbrained half the time so it’ll be on my time ^^; Then I will use an online randomizer to select the names!

Thank you everyone again!~ 

Posted 5 days ago

Tenshinchigi@Home turned 1 today!

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